Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Kathryn Ruemmler (White House Counsel)

"Mr. (Solicitor General Donald) Verrilli is an extraordinarily talented advocate who possesses a sharp mind, keen judgment and unquestionable integrity...He ably and skillfully represented the United States before the Supreme Court yesterday, and we have every confidence that he will continue to do so."

- Verrilli is the Solicitor General leading the defense of ObamaCare at the Supreme Court.

Truth is, Verrilli didn't have a very good showing.  That said, I kind of feel sorry for him, because no matter how good a lawyer Verrilli is he didn't have a chance.

One, Paul Clement, the lead lawyer against ObamaCare, is and was brilliant in the case...Plus, Clement has been in about a hundred Supreme Court cases, while Verrilli has been in a handful - a huge strategic blunder by the Obama administration.

Two, it's unreasonable for anyone to expect Verrilli (or anyone else) to have been able to defend the indefensible:  ObamaCare...The bill is a disgrace to American law, and the fraud perpetrated on the American people in the design and passage of the bill will go down in history as one of the biggest legislative travesties ever.

Who knows how the SCOTUS will rule, but either way ObamaCare needs to be dismantled by the next Congress.  It can't be fixed or redone, it has to be salted and burned like ancient Carthage...They can start a new process of trying to better our health care system, but the entire ObamaCare plan has to go.  And if Obama manages to win re-election they can't allow him to force another abomination on them; they need to force him to sign a reasonable law or no law at all.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Carrie Ann Inaba (DWTS PC Specialist)

“You were so beautiful, so elegant and so refined. There’s something about you, I’ve never seen this side of you, I’m so used to seeing you out there so tough and I love those biceps and I love strong woman. But it’s so beautiful to see this transformation of you out there.”

I have no idea if Carrie Ann is a Libby, though I'm sure she is, but she definitely is a professional when it comes to Political Correctness...Let me tell you a personal story.

My wife loves 'Dancing With the Stars.'  Personally, I find it horrible TV, but admit I gawk over the half-wall from my office to check out the lovely ladies in short skirts...Luckily, my wife long ago accepted that I'm a man with fully functional Y-chromosomes, and doesn't get too upset about it.  In fact, she's so wonderful she often calls me in to get a better look at the hotties.

'Get to the point, Pero'! (says the readers)

OK, last night my wife called me in to check out one of the dancers, and like the boy that I am I jumped up with excitement.  She reversed the DVR to the appropriate spot, and I heard Carrie Anne say her fateful words:  “You were so beautiful, so elegant and so refined. There’s something about you...”

And out popped Martina Navratilova!!!!

I almost killed my wife.  But even worse I kept recalling Carrie Ann's comment, and almost threw up in my mouth...If she was honest she would have said something like:  'Martin, your "transformation" barely passes, but for a 55-year-old drag queen what should we expect.'

But she didn't.  She went PC, and surely made every other guy who got suckered into watching the show with his girlfriend/wife nearly vomit...Heck, some may have actually vomited.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Je$$e Jack$on

"Blacks are under attack."

- Commenting on the death of Trayvon Martin, a Florida teenager.

From everything we know, this is a terribly tragic story.  Especially for his family and community (black, white or otherwise), and IF the man who killed him (George Zimmerman) did so in cold blood he should get the death penalty (as all killers should)...Who knows how this tragedy played out, but IF it did as it's claimed the killer needs to die.  That said, how often is the media completely off base on these matters?

"I'm a black male and all that I know is that George has never given me any reason whatsoever to believe he has anything against people of color...All these people who are threatening George, what makes them any better than the person they think he is?  You've got all these people wanting to lynch the man and they don't know the whole story. There are huge gaps that are being filled in and interpreted without evidence." - Joe Oliver

Maybe it makes sense to let justice play out.

Almost as sad, Je$$e, Screwie Louis Farrakhan, Not-So-Fat Al Sharpton, and the rest of the professional race hucksters, are making this a 'black' issue...If you only watch or read news headlines you 'just know' it's a 'black & white' issue.

Which is why you shouldn't trust the MSM..."George is a Spanish-speaking minority (mom is Hispanic, dad is white) with many black family members and friends. He would be the last to discriminate for any reason whatsoever." - Robert Zimmerman (George's father)

Not that it's necessarily the case in this matter with Martin, but truth is the 'black community' has much bigger problems with the 'Hispanic community' (and vice verse) than with the 'white community.'

But that's not the storyline the race-baiters and media want to run with, so instead we'll get a steady dose of a slightly different, less honest, version...Which will only stimulate the lunatics who crave a race war (New Black Panthers, Farrakhan, etc. - as well as the white nuts).

On a different note:  I thought President Obama was going to put an end to this stuff; he was a uniter, not a divider...I guess not.


Thursday, March 22, 2012

Hillary Shelton (NAACP)

"This really is a tactic that undercuts the growth of your democracy...[It] undercuts the integrity of our government, if you allow it to happen.  It's trickery, it's a slight-of-hand.  We're seeing it happen here and we don't want it to happen to you, and we are utilizing the U.N. as a tool to make sure that we are able to share that with those countries all over the world."

- Part of a message from the NAACP to the U.N. Human Rights Council, criticizing U.S. states requiring voter ID's.

The NAACP going to the HRC for anything is pathetic.  Must be in dire straits for cash if this is how far they have to go for a little attention...Heaven knows most Americans are sick of their whining, so maybe it makes sense to go to the degenerates in the U.N.

Speaking of the degenerates in the U.N., what a complete joke the Human Rights Council is, with such sterling member as:  Saudi Arabia, China, Cameroon, Indonesia, Congo, Russia, Cuba, etc...A real 'Who's Who of human rights champions'.

What I really want to know is does the NAACP make anywhere near as much noise about people having to show ID's when cashing checks, picking up mail at the post office, buying alcohol and cigarettes, getting a marriage license, boarding a plane, driving, etc, etc., etc.?  Do they feel it is a terrible 'human rights violation' for Americans to have to prove who they are when performing such basic functions?

Maybe they do....But if they do, and they claim to be protecting 'colored people', then they must have a terrible opinion about the basic human abilities of 'colored people'.  Which seems terribly racist to me; another example of "the soft bigotry of low expectations." - G.W. Bush

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Slow Joe Biden (Dean of Clown College)

"These [Republicans] don't have a sense of the average folks out there.  They don't know what it means to be middle class."

As if Democrat politicians (or Liberal elites) understand the "middle class".  Almost half of the members of Congress are millionaires (R's and D's), and most of those who aren't millionaires are getting very close or doing their best to get there...As a group they are the 1% , and any of them pretending to understand "average folks" is a disgraceful lie.

The funniest thing about Biden's comment isn't his ruse about Democrats "know(ing) what it means to be middle class."

My family-of-four typically spends $100-$150/week on food; approximately $5,000-$8,000/year.  That's less than $5/person/meal...I'm not crying poor or boasting about these figures.  I'm just giving an example of what "middle class" Americans spend for their meals; or to put it another way what they spend 'per-plate'.

I don't begrudge anyone their personal wealth; not even the 1%'ers in Congress - did I mention 8 of the 10 richest members in Congress are Democrats? - but I can't even dream of spending $10,000 for a single meal.  Or a single event of any kind...But this is exactly the type of event Biden gave this speech at:  A $10,000/plate Democrat campaign fundraiser.

This is 'rich'.  Joey Bags was giving a speech to Democrat 1%'ers at $10,000/plate about how Republican 1%'ers "don't know what it means to be middle class."

Incredibly, Joe and his pals don't see the disconnect...Either that or they're counting on no one hearing their lies.


Sunday, March 18, 2012

New York Times (Gutless Pukes)

"It's Time To Consider Quitting The Catholic Church"

- Ad run in the 'Times' by a group called 'Freedom From Religion Foundation.'

A couple things to explain:
1.  Why am I not banging on the 'Foundation' for placing the ad, instead of the 'Times'?  Answer:  Americans have a right to hate religion, and my beef isn't about the ad itself.

2.  I'm not defending the Catholic Church, which is more and more in my dog house because it's becoming much more of a Liberal entity than a Conservative one...It is anti-abortion, but other than that it's undeniably Liberal - I'm very open to arguments on this matter, but am sure I can shoot them down, easily.

That said, the New York Times is gutless for running this ad, but refusing to run another one making a similar plea against Islam.  Islam is much more anti-woman, anti-minority, anti-human in general, and anti-abortion and anti-gay in particular, than Catholicism.  So why did the 'Times' run the anti-Catholic ad but not the anti-Islam ad?


What do they have to be afraid of by bashing the Catholic Church?  A few cranky bishops might write op-eds and some goody-two-shoes old ladies might hold bake sales against them, but other than that they have nothing to fear, because Catholics (Christians as a whole) are pretty pathetic and benign.

What do they have to be afraid of by bashing Islam?  Well, ya know - beheadings, bombings and fatwas - because Muslims aren't quite as benign.  Just ask Theo van Gogh, Salmon Rushdie, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the editors who had the guts to run the Mohammad cartoons, and don't forget Mickey Mouse.

We may have a 'free press', but we have anything but a 'reasonable', 'honest', and 'fearless' press, and nothing proves it more than the way they throw haymakers at Christianity, yet handle Islam with kid-gloves.


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Amanda Clayton (1%'er)

"I thought that they would cut me off, but since they didn't, I thought it was OK because I'm not working...I that it's OK because I mean, I have no income and I have to pay bills...I have two houses."

- Amanda won $1 million in the Michigan State Lottery, and continued to collect state 'assistance.'

You know what the root word in 'assistance' is?  It's what this woman is, and also what the jokers who continued to give her money are...You can do the calculus yourself.

Lets see, in 2011 the average American income was around $26k.  Amanda received 38 years worth of the average American income, but still thinks she deserves state money?  Sounds about right!

And why not?  Money is free; it's just falling out of the sky because our country is doing so well...Well, it really is falling from the sky, because when it comes to our fiscal and economic situation the sky is more or less falling.

Question:  'Do you believe you have a 'right' to government welfare?' - Local Detroit news
Answer:  "I mean, I kinda do." - Amanda

Of course she does.

I wish I could borrow her million to make a surefire wager:  I'd bet Amanda's million dollars she either voted for Obama or didn't vote at all...We can only hope she's too stupid to figure out how to register.  There's always ACORN, or another 'community organization' more than willing to help morons like her vote for the party which will happily send her checks, however.

How else would the Democrat Party stay in existence?

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Kathleen Sebelius (ObamaCare Chief)

"The reduction in the number of pregnancies compensates for the cost of contraception."

I'm sure she's correct, and for the life of me I can't figure it out how the idiots on the Republican presidential campaigns allowed themselves to get lassoed in by such an insignificant issue...Especially at a time when we're $16 trillion in debt, have nutters trying to get nukes, unemployment is far beyond acceptable, the housing market hasn't recovered from its collapse, gas is $4/gallon, etc.

But who am I?

The reason I picked this quote is to play off of it.  There are so many great correlations, if only the morons running the Republican Party would use them:

'The reduction in the number of illegal immigrants would compensate for the cost of a border wall'.  Of course it would.  And of course Liberals choose to ignore the obvious...Not that they disagree with my logic.  They know I'm right, but they want illegals to become future Democrat voters, so they fight the wall.

The same logic goes with voter ID laws.  It would keep illegal voters from voting (not just immigrants, but also people who vote multiple times or under fraudulent names, and dead people)...Again, Liberals don't want to stop illegal voters, so they fight voter ID laws.

The same logic goes for executing murderers and rapists.  It would keep them from killing and raping again...And again, Liberals know it would work, but they don't want to stop murderers and rapists for who knows what reasons.

See a pattern here?  I could list dozens of them.  It's a mental disorder.  A mental disorder the Left uses for the sake of accumulating power...And incredibly, the so-called professionals in the Republican Party establishment don't have the smarts or instincts to take advantage of such Liberal insanity.  Instead they choose to get caught in ridiculous traps about birth control, God and abortions.  While millions like myself carry their water for free!

I'd be lying if I didn't admit it is pisses me off and makes me sick...I'd also be lying if I didn't admit I will continue, because my only other choices are worse.

Such is life in American politics:  Be apathetic and back no one (not an option), be insane and back liberal Democrats (not an option), be pathetic and back third party clowns (not an option), cross my fingers and back Republicans (my only option - though it's barely more palatable than the other three).


Sunday, March 04, 2012

Tipps Elementary School (Joeseph Goebbels Award Nominee)

"Who really likes to play basketball?
Obama really likes to play basketball
Who's gonna answer our every call?
Every call, Basketball...

Outside the box, Chicago White Sox
Resident, President...

Who's famous slogan is Yes we can?
Obama's famous slogan is Yes we can
Who do we know is the man?
Barack Obama is the man
He's our man, Yes we can!

Every call, Basketball!

Outside the box, Chicago White Sox...
Resident, President...

Who won a Grammy for 'Dreams of my Father'?
Obama won a Grammy for 'Dreams of my Father'?
Now can you guess who's a famous author
Barack Obama is a famous author..."

- Poem required by kindergartners in a Houston, Texas, elementary school...Below is the demand sent to the kiddies parents.

"Attached is a chant about President Obama. All kindergartners will be required to learn the chant for the Black History program."

"Basketball" my ass! That's the chant of the Obama-Jugend...I guess it's better than "Blut und Ehre", but we'll get there soon enough.

No wonder American kids can't read, write, do math or have a clue about natural sciences and non-propaganda-driven history. They spend their days learning this kind of garbage.

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger!"  If you don't get your kids out of the public schools you can count on them getting similar "basketball" 'assignments'.
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