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Friday, August 31, 2007

Kelly ? (Trans-Identified Person)

"I think that they're really important to have. Just because there can be tense situations in gendered bathrooms, especially for trans-identified people, you need a space to use the rest room and feel safe and comfortable."

- Speaking about the "need" for tranny bathrooms.

**There's nothing new in this clown's desire to break down traditional norms, but I do like the term he/she's using: "trans identified people."

Personally, I couldn't care less who takes a leak or a dump in the men's room. As long as they don't look over/under the stall or put their pecker through a hole in the wall its no big deal if real girls, girls with dicks, guys with dresses, or real guys use the men's room........I can only speak from a man's perspective, though, and I doubt if ladies want to share the crapper with a bunch of whacked out dudes with breasts.

Hell, who am I kidding, maybe we really do need tranny bathrooms.......TO PROTECT NORMALS FROM NORMOS!!**

www.gaystraightalliance.org (Fruits of the Loom)

"Without GSA (Gay Straight Alliance) access, students are forced to simply kill classmates who taunt or bully -- shooting, stabbing and poisoning are the common forms of retribution."

**I'm going to refrain from commenting on this quote; never know when a bullet or knife might be in my back, or maybe a little cyanide in my breakfast.

Somehow comments like this passes as 'free speech', but me calling them "FUCKING NORMOS" is considered 'hate speech'!!! Such is the insanity of the Left.**

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Lauren Caitlin Upton (Miss Teen South Carolina)

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

- Answering a question at the Miss Teen U.S.A. competition: "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

**That answer was painful, but not unexpected. America's youth are a mess, and becoming more and more clueless by the day..............Reading the quote is great, but hearing it is much better. GO HERE TO LISTEN.

I have no idea if this moron is a Liberal, though I am 100% certain she's a Jackass, and almost equally certain she is in fact a Liberal, too..........Needless to say, Miss Upton is a blond by definition and stereotype. Lauren better stay hot, because she's never going to make it in the world depending on her brains. Hell, as stupid as she is she's going to have to be more than hot, she's going to have to 'put out' to a lot of her bosses to move up in the world.

That said, if this idiot had half a brain her answer would have been, "because too many Americans are complete dumbasses, and have been indoctrinated in Illiberal BS rather than being legitimately educated."**

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Donna Brazile (DNC Quack)

“I understand how states crave to be first. I understand that they’re envious of the role that Iowa and New Hampshire have traditionally played. And I understand that they would like to see if they can get the candidates to come down and…spend all of their time and the resources and fill their bars - oh, sorry, not the bars! - fill their farms and their barns up with people. But the truth is is that we had a process…That vote will stand…and send a signal to the people of Florida."

- Declaring the Democrat National Committee will follow through on its threat of nulifying the votes of Floridians if the state holds its primary early.

**The DNC can't possibly be stupid enough to be willing to piss off such an important swing-state as Florida, can they? Hillary has to be pissed at the thought of Howard Dean and the rest of the idiots at the DNC pulling such a stupid move.

They may be talking tough, but at the end of the day they'll find a way to placate Florida and will cave on their threat of taking the traditional voting process away from Florida voters choosing their delegates.........Especially considering there are likely to be other states looking to jump in on the early primary situation; particularly Michigan.

But then again, maybe the DNC is stupid enough to do this. The presidency is theirs to lose, and they've done a fine job of finding ways to 'pull defeat from the jaws of victory in the past.'**

Friday, August 24, 2007

United Nations (Circle-Jerk Group)

"Iran is now poised to wrap itself in a U.N. flag as a lead agent of the next global conference against racism."

- Comment about Iran being selected to lead a 20-member group in the U.N., supposedly against worldwide racism.

**The quote above isn't a "Liberal Quote" at all (which is why it isn't in red by the way), but it is about a bunch of "Jackasses"........THE U.N. AND IRAN!!!

This conference will be very interesting to watch, however, and I'm sure the downtrodden of the Earth will benefit greatly from the fine work done by the degenerates in the Circle-Jerk Group; otherwise known as the UNITED NATIONS........There's no doubt the Iranians will do much to save the poor bastards in Darfur from the Muslim horde slaughtering them. Or the enslaved minorities in much of East Asia. Etc., etc., etc.

Nah, Iran won't be worried with these issues. They'll spend their time calling for the removal of every Jew from the Middle East, or the destruction of the Great Satan.

Why we keep funding this crap is beyond me, but I'm sure plenty of American Illiberals are thrilled with the choice of the crazy Persians to lead such a fine group.**

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Elvira Arellano (Illegal Alien)

"For me it is very important that our government take a strong stand to defend all of us who decide to migrate to another country."

- The government she's calling to take this "strong stand" is the Mexican government.

**Why is the Mexican government so wanting for millions of its people to emigrate to the U.S.? Could it be Mexico is such a shitter it's government knows it is best for it's people to flee the country........NAH!!! The Mexican government isn't concerned about its people.

What the Mexican government is concerned with is the continunation, and enlargement, of American money being "returned home," and gladly sending its most disposessed and criminal elements to the U.S.**

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Naomi Campbell (Whiney Race Baiter)

"Black models are being sidelined by the major modelling agencies. It is a pity that people don't appreciate black beauty."

- Bitching about the lack of black models in Vogue Magazine.

**There are plenty of successful Black models, Campbell being one herself.....She may be upset she's no longer as popular as she once was, but I don't see many mid-late thirty year old models in any of the hag-mags.

Also, Naomi might want to look at the reality of the American magazine purchaser: Most are White.........And most White people prefer the beauty of White models over Black models.

This doesn't mean Whites want to lynch Blacks, or any other idiotic racist claim she may have.......And it's also likely most Blacks prefer Black models to White models, but the majority of the populace is still White so magazine editors who want to sell their product put what the majority of the purchasers want. Duh!!**

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Kansas Court of Appeals

"While Congress has criminalized the illegal entry into this country, it has not made the continued presence of an illegal alien in the United States a crime unless the illegal alien has previously been deported."

**Let me get this straight, in the opinion of this idiotic court it is against the law for an immigrant to illegally enter the country, but it is not against the law for this same immigrant to stay in the country once it has illegally entered it?!?!?!

I don't even think Bill Clinton could figure out the illogical triangulation of this crock of crap........."Lunatic Fringe, we all know you're out there." - Red Ryder.**

Carlos X. Carrillo (Chief Border Patrol Agent for the Laredo, Texas Sector)

"The Border Patrol is not equipped to stop illegal immigrants.....The Border Patrol mission is not to do any of those things (stop illegals or drug traffic)."

**I admit I'm completely shell-shocked by this statement, which is nothing less than an absolute admission the federal government has no interest in stopping illegal immigrants from crossing the border.

Also, I'm sure it's not 'Politically Correct' to say, but having a Carlos Carrillo as a Border Patrol section chief is about as foolish as putting a Muhammad I'masheetinmypants as Homeland Security Director.**

Monday, August 20, 2007

Gerardo Sandoval (San FranSicko Supervisor)

"The intolerant and racist comments of Michael Savage demand a strong condemnation."

- Statement after Savage ripped a group of students announcing they were fasting in support of changes in immigration policy.

Savage's comment: "I would say, let them fast until they starve to death."

**I could go on all day about this Jackass Quote, but I'll list some responses sent to the S.F. Examiner website:

"Hey Sandoval, we are not outraged at Michael Savage because we agree with him.....Check the polls on immigration, lame-0."

"If we had more Michael Savages and less milk toast leaders we wouldn't be in tis situation. They are taking over and bringing our country down to a 3rd world level. Thank God for the Michael Savages and the other true AMERICANS."

"Savage is a true man of the people of this country. That is, the people of this country who live here legally. The rest can go to hell - or starve to death."

There are tons of responses like these three.......I agree with them all!!!**

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Chingo Bling (Mexican Ay Bay Bayer)

All my Latinos in the club
Ay wey wey
West Coast Cholos and..........

- Lyrics from the Mexican version of "Ay Bay Bay"

**I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.......Go here to hear this one.

Not only are the ghosts of Rome's past laughing at us, but I'm afraid even the degenerate ghosts of ancient Greece are as well.**

Friday, August 17, 2007

Hurricane Chris (Moronus Maximus)

You Wanna Know Wat We Say In Da Club (Ay Bay Bay)
Whites Folks Gangsta And them Thugz (Ay Bay Bay)
Stuntin wit a stack of dem dubz (Ay Bay Bay)
Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)

I'm In Da Club Hollerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
I'm In Da Club Holerin'
Ay Bay Bay [X2]
Ay Bay Bay [X3]
I'm In Da Club Hollerin'

When I Holler Ay Bay Bay
I Finna Get My Groove On
It's So Hot Up In Da Club
Dat I Ain't Got No Shoes On
I'm Holdin' Up A Big Stack of Dem
Hundreds In A Rubba Band
Girl Don't Ask Me For No Cash
Cause I'm Not Dat Other Man
Everybody Trippin' Cause Im Limpin'
When I'm Walkin' And Im Pimpin' When Im Talkin'
I Don't Trick On Chick Dats Talkin'
Dem Boyz In Da Back Dey Be Rollin'up Dey Doughdy
Then Dey Blow It Till Dey Chokin'
Dats Wat Godly Came Out

When I See A Bad Chik Im Hollerin Out
(Ay Bay Bay)
I Hope Yall Ain't Wit Ya Boyfriendz
Cause I Don't Care Wat Dey Say
And I Don't Care Wat He Say Or She Say
I'm In Da Dj Booth Takin' Pictures Wit Da Dj

You Wanna Know What We Say
When Clubs Get Crunk (Wat)
Ay Baybay Let it Play
Dats My Song Turn It Up

- A portion of the lyrics from the so-called 'song' (??) "Ay Bay Bay." Which is currently #7 on the American Top-40 singles charts.

**The ghosts of the Ancient Romans must be looking down on our nation with huge smiles on their faces.........Smiles because they know there is no way in hell we are going to be able to outlast or surpass their great civilization at the current rate our country is degenerating.

It won't be long before our ghosts are looking back saying 'Ay Bye Bye,' disgusted at what could have, and should have, been.

Click Here to listen to this POS song. If you haven't heard it you won't believe what is being absorbed through the ears of America's youth.**

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Martin Mersereau (PETA Putz)

"It's shocking and sickening......Any lessons meant to be contained in this segment are almost certainly lost on most children, who are more likely to imitate people they see treating animals cruelly rather than understand this behavior is wrong."

- Crying about a Hamas TV station showing animals being abused as part of a program aimed at teaching children not to hurt animals.

**Hahahahahahahaha!!! And no, I'm not laughing at the animals being knocked around.

Of course it's brutal to hurt animals, and the logic of teaching children to be kind to animals by showing them animals being abused is beyond me. I'm not a Palestinian, though, so maybe I'm missing something.

I hope you caught the unspoken joke in this statement, however: I've never heard PETA complain about Hamas indiscriminately killing Jews, but they go ape-shit over animals being treated badly........I don't understand this logic anymore than I understand Palestinian logic. Which is one of the million reasons I'm not an 'Illiberal.'**

Rev. (Imam) Ann Holmes Redding (Non-Denominational Muslim??)

"I am both Muslim and Christian.......I am 100 percent both."

**I'm not shocked to see some of her crazy Episcopal pals have no problem with this declaration, but lets see how her Muslim brothers feel about it:

"I don't know how that works." - Hisham Farajallah (Islamic Center of Washington President)

"The theological beliefs are irreconcilable." - Mahmoud Ayoub (Temple University Professor)

If I were Ann I'd keep an eye out for a sharp sword.......She only needs to look above her shoulders, however.**

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Shari Kimoto (Hawaii Deparment of Public Safety)

"They're so far away from home, we need to make sure they are reminded of the ancestry and culture where they grew up."

- Commening on a prison opened in Eloy, Arizona, which is being used to cover the overflow of Hawaiian prisoners, and is also intended to simulate Hawaii for the prisoners.

**Call me a barbarian, call me what you will, but this makes me want to ralph. These losers should be in a prison which closer resembles Guantanamo Bay than Hawaii........Even the Gitmo of Liberal mythology would be good enough.

That said, it's a huge leap of faith for anyone to think the pit known as Eloy could ever replicate Hawaii.**

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

PrideFest 2007 Mission Statement

"The mission of PrideFest is to advocate, celebrate and educate the general community and the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) community with regard to all aspects of LGBT culture. To accomplish this, PrideFest produces an annual Pride celebration. Educational events include, but are not limited to, exhibits, lectures, art and community outreach which fully display the diversity of LGBT culture."

**I cringe at what kind of depravity will be on display with the "exhibits, lectures, art and community outreach"........I'm sure this will be a 'fun family' event, however. FOR THOSE WHO SUPPORT NAMBLA!!!

Also, someone needs to file a lawsuit against PrideFest for neglecting to mention half of its consituency. It proudly mentions the LGBT'ers, but for some reason forgot to list the TBNP'ers: Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophiliacs, and Pedophiles.**

Sunday, August 12, 2007

David Wain (2007 Leni Riefenstahl Award Hopeful)

"[Gretchen Moll plays a virtuous librarian] who has a sexual awakening in Mexico with a swarthy local."

- The "swarthy local" is supposed to be a depiction of Jesus Christ in the movie "The Ten."

**"The Ten" is a movie which mocks the Ten Commandments, and in this scene portrays Jesus banging a young virgin.

I'm not a Christian, but I'd think this film would be awfully disturbing to Christians and Jews. Not that this is a problem, because these religions are exempt from political correctness ideology.

Just once I'd like to see the Hollywood Idiots do a similar movie on an Islamic plot. I'm sure this would go over very well.........I'm also sure the Idiots would never be this idiotic, however, because they know they'd likely end up very beheaded.**

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Susan S (Daily Kos Blogger)

"Two decades of work by the Democratic Leadership Council - and a not inconsiderable assist from President Bush - have made the Democratic Party the healthiest it hsa been in the 22 years of the council's existence. Democrats should thank the group and then tell it that it's no longer needed."

**The DLC is a 'moderate wing' of the Democrat Party, which states it “seeks to define and galvanize popular support for a new public philosophy built on progressive ideals, mainstream values, and innovative, non-bureaucratic, market-based solutions"........In other words, the DLC is the ideal of the New Democrats Bill Clinton called himself when president. And Bill Clinton is one of its leading advocates.

In the eyes of the Left, the DLC is nothing short of the Rightwing of the Democrat Party.......A wing it does not wish to exist.


What's scary is the Democrat Party seems to be somewhat in agreement, and has started shunning the DLC in exchange for pleasing its nuts.........Proof can be found in the way the 2008 Democrat presidential candidates are treating the DLC compared to the loons at the Daily Kos.**

Friday, August 10, 2007

San Fransisco Freaks

"Show me your hose!"
"You can put out my fire!"
"You're making me hot!"
"Give me mouth-to-mouth!"
"You look hungry, why don't you have a twinkie!"
"Blow my hose!"

- Taunts shouted at San FranFreako firefighters during the San FranSicko Gay Pride Parade.

**The SF firefighters were ordered to show up at the parade by their fire-chief, Tracy Jarman......According to the firefighters legal counsel they were "left with the Hobson's choice of either violating their conscience or being disciplined for disobeying a direct order."

This is sickening, and the chief should be disciplined for giving an irresponsible order.......Since she knew this would be the way the firefighters would be treated, she should also be brought up on sexual harassment charges!!!

And if the shouts weren't enough, the firefighters were also given non-verbal gestures: genital exposure, blowing kisses, crotch grabbing, nipple rubbing, tongue gestures, etc.........All of which sounds like harrassement considering they were ordered to the freakshow by their freakshow chief.**

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Keith Richards (Crackhead)

"The cocaine bit was rubbish. I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with. I pulled the lid off (my father's urn) and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table. I'm going, 'I can't use the brush and dustpan for this. What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectrul way of...y'know, he went down a treat."

- Correcting his original comment about snorting his father's remains with cocaine.

**Dear old dad was a "treat."

I have no idea if Richards is a Libby or not, though I'd bet my last dollar he is, but this quote is great.......Ol' dad had to know it was going to come down to this. Hell, for all we know pops was as big a freak as his boy.**

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker - CA, Distempered Rainbow Parakeet)

"Tonight, Barry Bonds etched his name into baseball's history books and took his rightful place among sport's immortals. It was a great night for baseball and a great night for San Francisco -- the crowd went wild. It was particular exciting to see Willie Mays embrace him on the field and see Hank Aaron congratulate him on the Jumbotron. As a season ticket holder, I am particularly glad it happened on the Giants' Italian night."

**Bonds is an awsome baseball player, the best in my generation and got totally screwed by not being named 'Player of the Decade" in the 1990's..........But he didn't need steroids to be a great player. He was the best before he juiced up (allegedly), and didn't need to hit 756 home runs to prove it. He is jerkoff of a human-being, but there's no denying his talent on the field, I just wish he didn't take the chemical route.

That said, very nice, Nancy. Glorify a man who will be best known for cheating the game. Such praise without reservation sets a great example for America's youth to follow........."Go ahead and cheat your way through life. You may get congratulations from the third highest ranking official in the federal government."

Such is the American way, I guess. Especially in Liberaliville.

By the way, I bet Barry's really happy he broke the record on "Goomba Night."**


Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Peter Mehlman (Washington Post Sports Writer)

"You could argue that even the world’s worst fascist dictators at least meant well. They honestly thought were doing good things for their countries by suppressing blacks/eliminating Jews/eradicating free enterprise/repressing individual thought/killing off rivals/invading neighbors, etc... Bush set a new precedent. He came into office with the attitude of ‘I’m so tired of the public good. What about my good? What about my rich friends’ good?”’

**Stalin "meant well." Hitler "meant well." Pol Pot "meant well." Mao "meant well." Tojo "meant well." Idi Amin "meant well." Saddam Hussein "meant well." As did many of the 'world's worst dictators'........But President Bush doesn't "mean well," which not only makes him comparable to those listed, but might actually make him worse.

Such is the insanity of "BDS": Bush Derangement Syndrome.**

Monday, August 06, 2007

Sen. Harry Reid (Majority Leader - Nevada, Mousi pugiliticus)

“[George W. Bush is] the worst president we ever had...When you have a president who is so unpopular...it really reflects poorly on Congress. None of [Congress’ approval ratings] are real high and we acknowledge that, but most of it relates to the unpopularity of the president.”

**Of course it's Bush's fault.......Everything is Bush's fault.

Hurricane Katrina was Bush's fault. 9/11 was Bush's fault. Poor Black kids killing each other in the ghetto is Bush's fault. Little girls being raped by their uncle is Bush's fault. Miners dying in Utah is Bush's fault. Phoenix, AZ being hot as hell in the summer is Bush's fault. Etc., etc., etc...........EVERYTHING IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!

Well everything except the economy still being strong, the U.S. homeland not being hit by the Jihadis since 9/11, gas prices around $2.65/gallon, etc., etc., etc..........Of course, nothing good could be Bush's fault.**


Charles Steele (SCLC President)

"We will recognize (Michael) Vick for being an outstanding human being."

- SCLC = Southern Christian Leadership Conference, a once respectable American civil rights organization.

**50-years ago the SCLC was led by Martin Luther King and fought for the protection of rights for every American.........Now they waste their time honoring a putz who is likely going to jail for operating dog-fights.

Such is the sad state of affairs in the so-called civil rights movements.

By the way, where is PETA on this matter? Or are they going to let their Liberal friends off with a pass for this act of stupidity?**

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Sen. Barack Obama (D - Illinois)

“By the end of my first term as president, we can have universal health care in this country.”

**Great! Barack is promising socialism. Just what every American wants.

Sure there are Americans without insurance, but the vast majority of Americans do have insurance........Insurance which is much better than what most the rest of the world has. Insurance which is much better than they will have if the government crushes the current health care system to make sure every American has health care.

I'm sure this vast majority of Americans is willing to take a drop in their current health care situation in order to give the minority free insurance, though...........Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

By the way, make no mistake this "FREE HEALTH CARE" will come with a massive price (on top of being crappier than the care we receive with our current system):

"If you think health care is expensive now, just wait until it's free." - P.J. O'Rourke**


Saturday, August 04, 2007

Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan Dictator)

"If the people of the United States, those millions and millions of poor people...if that nation realizes what is truly happening here, there would be a revolution in the United States."

**It's almost comical for Hugo to think any American would want to replicate the standard of living in Cuba, err, Venezuela.........Even America's poor have it better than most Venezuelans.

What's more disgusting than this ridiculous comment is an American was in Hugo's presence when this statement came flying out of his pie-hole.........Sean Penn'cil Head' was with Hugo, shaking his head and clapping in agreement with every word of the loony dictator. Especially when he spoke of 'Bush's imperial war."

Hugo's a nut, but Penn'cil Head' is a jerkoff, and should put to a modern-day McCarthy-style trial.......Just like his POS father was.**


Friday, August 03, 2007

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker - CA)

"This trip for us began in Greenland where we saw first-hand evidence that climate change is a reality. There is just no denying it......It wasn’t caused by the people of Greenland - it was caused by the behavior of the rest of the world."

**The Speaker is correct, Greenland is "first-hand evidence that climate change is a reality." She is 100% correct.

The island known as Greenland used to be GREEN, because it was much warmer than it is today.......Now it is much LESS GREEN, because it is much colder than it used to be.

And guess what, someday Greenland will return to its once GREEN landscape.........And then someday later it will become an icy tundra again.



Thursday, August 02, 2007

Leonardo DiCaprio (Hollywood Idiot)

“I want the public to be very scared by what they see. I want them to see a very bleak future. I want them to feel disillusioned halfway through and feel hopeless.”

- Commenting on his fear humans face extinction from global warming.

**Such is Liberalism. They fear Global Warming, Conservatives fear radical Islam..........Ultimately, one will be wrong, and will look terribly foolish for their view.**

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Russell Simmons ('C'Rapper)

"I like Dennis Kucinich, how ‘bout that? If you were black you’d have to like him and if you were interested in preserving mother earth you would like him, and if you were interested in fighting poverty you would like him. If you were interested in practicing a different relationship with not only mother earth, but all of the species on it, as a vegan, like him, you’d like him.”

**"If you were a"....nut....."you'd have to like him."

Kucinich isn't a legitimate candidate, and those who are don't even think so......Hillary and John Edwards at least admit it.**
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